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THE N NETWORK TO PREMIERE THAT 70’S SHOW. i am to star as a “principal” actor in the promotional campaign for Fox’s hit television series, That 70’s Show, to be broadcast via syndicated technology on the “N” network (for teens). i can only imagine how excited you are that i will be on tv again. making my big comeback after the success of my part as the “Extra” in a web spot for a cleaner america. enough about my successes. i hope it doesn’t sway your feelings now that you know i have no dialogue. my actions speak a billion words. a true actor doesn’t need words to convey their message. a true actor can work with their body instrument to create a craft so beautiful……oh yeah, no head. no head. you can’t see my head, they cut that off in the campaign. but back to what i was saying. an actor can use their body (minus head and face) to convey thoughts and ideas louder than words themselves. it was an easy shoot, you could imagine with no faces to make and no lines to screw up it must have been a jiffy. a whole 14-hour jiffy! i didn’t see the light of day! all worth it for my 10 seconds of fame to be broadcast exclusively on the “N” network (for teens). ah, when i get my big fat 3-digit check you’ll all be the ones laughing.

THE N NETWORK TO PREMIERE THAT 70’S SHOW.

i am to star as a “principal” actor in the promotional campaign for Fox’s hit television series, That 70’s Show, to be broadcast via syndicated technology on the “N” network (for teens).

i can only imagine how excited you are that i will be on tv again. making my big comeback after the success of my part as the “Extra” in a web spot for a cleaner america. enough about my successes.

i hope it doesn’t sway your feelings now that you know i have no dialogue. my actions speak a billion words. a true actor doesn’t need words to convey their message. a true actor can work with their body instrument to create a craft so beautiful……oh yeah, no head. no head. you can’t see my head, they cut that off in the campaign. but back to what i was saying. an actor can use their body (minus head and face) to convey thoughts and ideas louder than words themselves.

it was an easy shoot, you could imagine with no faces to make and no lines to screw up it must have been a jiffy. a whole 14-hour jiffy! i didn’t see the light of day! all worth it for my 10 seconds of fame to be broadcast exclusively on the “N” network (for teens).

ah, when i get my big fat 3-digit check you’ll all be the ones laughing.