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MOVIE REVIEW: Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian i went to the world premiere of ‘Prince Caspian’ at the zigfeld theater in midtown. after me and bud’s press passes were revoked for not being part of a legit publication i decided to post my thoughts here, as a Grand Master. hob nobbing with the smarter, more well-groomed, and overall better people of britain and getting to pee in really nice bathrooms were some of the perks of attending the premiere. but enough about the perks. LOOK OUT JEWS!! in my professional forecast of the entertainment industry, jews will no longer be in control. In fact, CGI will control all media. in this film the star power lied in a computer-created mouse holding a computer-created sword soaring in the computer-created skies on computer-created terradactyls computer-created to make terradactyl noises. computer-created. **** i gave this movie 4 stars, for the little girl in it (who i now am suspicious of being computer-created). oh man, she was amazing. a fiesty little one. oh, and watch out for the bitchy lion. he gets so bitchy. the lion reminds me of a bitchy girlfriend i had in high school. and a holler out to my man will moseley, for tearin shit up with a sword.

MOVIE REVIEW: Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

i went to the world premiere of ‘Prince Caspian’ at the zigfeld theater in midtown. after me and bud’s press passes were revoked for not being part of a legit publication i decided to post my thoughts here, as a Grand Master.

hob nobbing with the smarter, more well-groomed, and overall better people of britain and getting to pee in really nice bathrooms were some of the perks of attending the premiere. but enough about the perks. LOOK OUT JEWS!!

in my professional forecast of the entertainment industry, jews will no longer be in control. In fact, CGI will control all media. in this film the star power lied in a computer-created mouse holding a computer-created sword soaring in the computer-created skies on computer-created terradactyls computer-created to make terradactyl noises. computer-created.

****

i gave this movie 4 stars, for the little girl in it (who i now am suspicious of being computer-created). oh man, she was amazing. a fiesty little one. oh, and watch out for the bitchy lion. he gets so bitchy. the lion reminds me of a bitchy girlfriend i had in high school.

and a holler out to my man will moseley, for tearin shit up with a sword.