2nd
missed connections
many of you have probably been to the “missed connections” section of craigslist. if you have not - it is for missed relationship connections…like “yo, bitch, u waz checkin’ me out on da subway. les hook up”.
i went to marymount manhattan for my first year of college. so i ran across this one that i found particularly hilarious, enjoy:
“You’re so cool and “So. Cal” at Marymount!!! - w4m - 19 (Midtown East)
REPLY TO: pers-619842474@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-26, 7:25PM EDT
I don’t think you know me but I can’t help but know you. Everytime I see you I catch my breath, you are in my math class and I don’t have the guts to talk to you but today, you smiled at me over your Lindsay Lohan mugshot bearing Macbook while Prof. Wat explained Logarithms and I smiled back :):):)
You
-like Oprah (i think?! that’s what your bracelet says!!)
-have a great collection of t-shirts from Broadway shows (I love musicals so I think that’s TOTALLY RAD!)
-are from Southern California (hence the “So. Cal” in the title. hah i thought that was clever cause you know, so cool, so cal haha!)
-Super Cute, black hair, and hott bod!
Me
-short, long blonde hair, more to love lol.
-I usually sit in the back, in the corner by the window next to a couple of empty desks (maybe you’d like to sit next to me?!)
-I look quiet and sweet but I ammfar from innocent!! tee hee :)
If you see this and know who I am and are interested, sit next to me in class on Monday. We can get coffee in Java City and totally get to know each other, (or if you aren’t interested in that, we don’t necessarily have to talk if you know what i mean tee hee!!!) If not, just be glad to know you have an admirer from afar in Quant. Reasoning and good luck with the final and stuff!
—-I really do hope this “Color Purple”-loving, bracelet-waring, gay kid from Fairymount Faghattan falls in love with this chubby, stupid, horny girl. ah - marymount love is in the air. (tee hee).
