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TOP 5 SHOW PICKS OF THE WEEK
i have been spending a lot of time sleeping on couches in Harlem recently. i have taken up critiquing tv shows.
1: AMERICA’S BEST DANCE CREW SEASON 2 AUDITIONS
watching the dancing on this show is like paying attention to the cinematography in a porno. let’s be honest, we watch it for lil’ mama. lil’ mama (little mother) is pictured above sucking on baby bling. she is also judging the intense auditions for season 2 of ABDC. here is a recent judgement, ‘…y’all needs ta bring it - dis season 2.’ woah, SHE IS BRUTAL! …..and extremely high. lil’ mama’s decision to smoke a blunt before filming makes this show shoot right to number 1!
2. LIVING LOHAN
lindsay lohan’s mom breeds the best. see how mother-of-the-year does it all. sit on your couch and do as everyone does who watches this show, sit through every episode hoping lindsay comes and cagematch’s the bloodhound of a bitch.
have you ever wondered how they make golf tees, street lamps, or herses? i think i’ve got the show for you. if you struggle to make conversation on the golf course, on a sidewalk during the night, or at a loved one’s funeral - this show is such a helper. no more awkward “he was so nice” talk. blah blah blah. how about how they sawed the chassis of a cadillac with a fire blower as a by-the-casket coversation?
you just catch things more the second time you watch it. bo’s an asshole.
these dogs have really hard jobs. catch last week’s episode: Lassie: The Dog Accountant.
